Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

knock knock!? . . No.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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