Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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