A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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My spelling is horrible

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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