What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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