There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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charlie sheen

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Abortion.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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