- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

kennah campion when she talks

I C U P White stuff

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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