- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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