- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

hey hey apple

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.