Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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