Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Granny porn!

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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