- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats white and sticky glue

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

i have read and agree to the terms of service

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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