- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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