- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Once upon a time a was born

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Rebecca Black's career.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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