- Anti Joke

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Women's rights

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.