- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

knock knock Goodbye

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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