- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

ure mama's so fat

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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