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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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