Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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