Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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