- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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