What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What is life? Paul.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

I named my son ps2 controller

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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