- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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