- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

- Helen Keller

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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