- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

knock knock come in

How high is the sky? True or False

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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