- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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