Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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woman's rights

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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