What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Stephen Hawking

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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