- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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