What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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