- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Make me famous

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

L's I's that took Viagra.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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