- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Poop

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

the economy.

The cream, it is coming

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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