- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's 2+2? Fish

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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