- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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