I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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