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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Guest what in the butt

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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