why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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