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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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