- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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