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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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