who do we all like george goodburn

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...