A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

That is so fetch

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Once upon a time, The end.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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