whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How old are you? 7

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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