- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

WILLY

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Honk if you're Amish!

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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