Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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