Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Once upon a time, The end.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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