Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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