- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Poop

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

The cream, it is coming

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