thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Pickles are moist.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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