- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why so serious ?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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