What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

This sentence is a lie.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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