- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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