- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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