- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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