Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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