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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Women's rights.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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