- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew