What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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