- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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