- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Face...tastes like chicken!

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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