My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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