What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Roses are flowers.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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