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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew