- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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