How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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