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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

I'm HIV positive.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Everybody will die

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