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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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