- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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