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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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