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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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