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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

This is a random Anti joke.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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