- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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