knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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