- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

My spelling is horrible

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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