What happened to my sunglasses?

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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karn chevalier

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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