Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What does? 42

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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