- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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