Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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