why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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