- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Your life

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

eoin burgin is fat

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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