Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

12 niqqa 12.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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