why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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