Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What do you call an arab ?

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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