- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

united we sit, cause we're fat

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Penis

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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