Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Anti Joke

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