- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Whats 1+1? window!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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