- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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