What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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